Roger Bob meets Sasquatch
Roger Bob the bunny,
Was hungry for a meal.
So when he found a graden,
A carrot he did steal.
He wasn’t very smart,
His plan soon went to botch.
For the garden he stole from,
Belonged to Sasquatch.
Archive for » February, 2010 «
February 26th, 2010 | Author: admin
Category: Humor, Illustration, Illustration Friday, Poetry
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February 22nd, 2010 | Author: admin
Father Duck’s early attempts at Nursery Rhymes weren’t always successful. For example, The Real Jack and Jill…
The Real Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And was like “Dude! Really? Who puts a well at the at the top of a hill? I mean COME ON. What’s a boy gotta do to get indoor plumbing?!?.
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Poetry
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February 19th, 2010 | Author: admin
After Katrina rejected his “Valenswine (click here to read),”Father Duck was heartbroken, having lost the love of his life. Until one day, she overcame her shyness and her true feelings were revealed.
Little Father Duck
by Katrina
Little Father Duck
Come kiss your pig.
Though you are small
And I am big.
You’ll marry me
It’s meant to be.
Someday we’ll have
A duck-piggy.
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Illustration Friday
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February 16th, 2010 | Author: admin
Hickory Rickory Ridge
Hickory Rickory Ridge
The cat went to the fridge
His thirst was foiled
The milk was spoiled
Hickory Rickory Ridge
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration
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February 12th, 2010 | Author: admin
Adrift
My mouse turned one year old today,
So I bought her a gift.
A balloon, what a bad idea!
My mouse is now adrift.
Category: Humor, Illustration, Illustration Friday, Poetry
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February 11th, 2010 | Author: admin
Nilly Jo-Peep, and her hidden sheep.
Nilly Jo-Peep
by Father Duck
Nilly Jo-Peep has lost her sheep,
And doesn’t know where they went.
She’s awfully dumb,
They’re under her bum,
Someone should give her a hint.
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Poetry
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February 09th, 2010 | Author: admin
"Chipmunks are worth conversing with, if only to admire their stripes."
Category: Illustration, Sketches
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February 05th, 2010 | Author: admin
In his Junior year attending Rhyming UniNursery, Father Duck met an enchanting pig named Katrina. He immediately fell in love. Following is a poem and illustration Father Duck created for a valentine to win the heart of his divine swine.
Father Duck and his beloved Katrina
Valenswine
by Father Duck
The rose is red, the violet’s blue,
The skunk doth stink, and so do you.
I’ll plug my nose, if you’ll be mine
Won’t thou be my Valenswine?
Thy pudgy face, it’s got me shaken,
Thou art so hot, you should be bacon.
I’ll love you forever, my dear pork rind,
Won’t thou be my Valenswine?
Sadly, Katrina squealed and waddled wee wee wee wee all the way home, leaving Father Duck heart broken andwondering “where did I go wrong?”
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Just for Fun Friday, Poetry
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