Roger Bob meets Sasquatch
Roger Bob the bunny,
Was hungry for a meal.
So when he found a graden,
A carrot he did steal.
He wasn’t very smart,
His plan soon went to botch.
For the garden he stole from,
Belonged to Sasquatch.
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February 26th, 2010 | Author: admin
Category: Humor, Illustration, Illustration Friday, Poetry
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February 22nd, 2010 | Author: admin
Father Duck’s early attempts at Nursery Rhymes weren’t always successful. For example, The Real Jack and Jill…
The Real Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And was like “Dude! Really? Who puts a well at the at the top of a hill? I mean COME ON. What’s a boy gotta do to get indoor plumbing?!?.
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Poetry
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February 12th, 2010 | Author: admin
Adrift
My mouse turned one year old today,
So I bought her a gift.
A balloon, what a bad idea!
My mouse is now adrift.
Category: Humor, Illustration, Illustration Friday, Poetry
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February 11th, 2010 | Author: admin
Nilly Jo-Peep, and her hidden sheep.
Nilly Jo-Peep
by Father Duck
Nilly Jo-Peep has lost her sheep,
And doesn’t know where they went.
She’s awfully dumb,
They’re under her bum,
Someone should give her a hint.
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Poetry
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February 05th, 2010 | Author: admin
In his Junior year attending Rhyming UniNursery, Father Duck met an enchanting pig named Katrina. He immediately fell in love. Following is a poem and illustration Father Duck created for a valentine to win the heart of his divine swine.
Father Duck and his beloved Katrina
Valenswine
by Father Duck
The rose is red, the violet’s blue,
The skunk doth stink, and so do you.
I’ll plug my nose, if you’ll be mine
Won’t thou be my Valenswine?
Thy pudgy face, it’s got me shaken,
Thou art so hot, you should be bacon.
I’ll love you forever, my dear pork rind,
Won’t thou be my Valenswine?
Sadly, Katrina squealed and waddled wee wee wee wee all the way home, leaving Father Duck heart broken andwondering “where did I go wrong?”
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Just for Fun Friday, Poetry
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January 22nd, 2010 | Author: admin
Before there was Mary and her little lamb, Father Duck told the tale of Larry, and his giant pig. A cautionary tale of the dangers of taking your pet pig to school.
Larry riding his pig.
Larry Had a Giant Pig
By Father Duck
Larry had a giant pig,
Its butt was fat and wide;
And everywhere that Larry went,
The pig gave him a ride.
He rode him to school one day,
Which wasn’t very cool.
For when he went to lunch.
They fed him to the school.
Category: Father Duck's Nursery Rhymes, Humor, Illustration, Just for Fun Friday, Poetry
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May 29th, 2009 | Author: admin
Going against all logic, The Tone Deaf Ducks once set out on tour. Father duck wrote the following poem about their adventures. When asked about Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhyme Rub-a-dub-dub being a rip off of this poem, Father Duck simply replied “I can’t blame her for changing the words. After all, I would rather be with three men in a tub than with three Tone Deaf Ducks on a bus.”
Three Ducks on a Bus
By Father Duck
Gus-a-fuss-fuss,
Three ducks on a bus;
And who do you think they be?
Marty, and Jose,
And Bob are on their way;
Tone Deaf Ducks all three!
Gus-a-fuss-fuss,
Three ducks on a bus;
Where are they on their way to?
They’re going on tour.
Why? I’m not sure.
They sing like the stink of a shoe.
Tone Deaf Ducks Tour
Category: Humor, Just for Fun Friday, Poetry
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May 15th, 2009 | Author: admin
Todd Goes to School
By Jeff Duckworth
Todd the pig had brains of slop,
He wasn’t very bright.
So to school he had to go,
To learn to read and write.
He didn’t learn a single thing,
He chose a different route.
He chased the girls who wore pigtails,
And so they kicked him out.
Click here to read original Todd Poem.
Category: Humor, Just for Fun Friday, Poetry
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May 08th, 2009 | Author: admin
A Pig Named Sue
A Pig Named Sue
by Jeff Duckworth
Do you know Sue? She thinks she can fly.
She thinks she’s a fairy. I do not know why.
She knows of the ground, but not of the sky.
She knows of low down, but not of up high.
Sue made some wings, she made them of wood.
Held together with tape, they weren’t very good.
Then she flew far, as far as she could.
But found herself standing right where she had stood.
Category: Birth of a Book, Humor, Just for Fun Friday, Life, Moo-Pig, Poetry
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May 04th, 2009 | Author: admin
A Crocodile In My Tub
By Jeff Duckworth
A Bath? A Bath? Why am I not in the tub?
My reason is good,
Listen you should.
Of why I’m not in the tub.
Splashing. Sloshing. A scrubbing in my tub!
A crocodile,
Is all a-smile.
Just scrubbing in my tub.
So there. You see? Why I’m not in the tub.
Out I’ll stay,
Until he’s away.
I will not get in the tub.
Category: Poetry
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