Pigeonija and Wonder Wiener

Slated to be “the next best thing,”  Pigeoninja and His Sidekick Wonder Wiener sadly bombed in the public testing stage and never saw the light of day. Here is the back story of the two faithful heroes:

Pigeoninja was an ordinary pigeon until one day he was fed radioactive bread crumbs. The next morning he awoke and had an upset stomach. He felt better after pooping on a statue. On a completely unrelated note, he learned ninja skills from watching Karate Kid. Now if threatened, he will gladly show you “peck the ground.”

Wonder Wiener was a normal Wiener…that is until he changed his name to Wonder. Now he is Wonder Wiener and he wears a costume that makes him even more Wonderous. Wonder Wiener has the power to wear a costume and be a Wiener with the first name Wonder.