This week’s installment of Father Duck’s Nursery Rhymes presents to you Little Miss Mumpus. Mother Goose of course stole her Little Miss Muffet poem from Father Duck’s original. As you will see, this version is far superior.

Little Miss Mumpus

by Father Duck

Little Miss Mumpus
Sat on her rumpus
Eating beans all the day.

Along came a spider
To sit down beside her 
But instead was blasted away.

Little Miss Mumpus