Going against all logic, The Tone Deaf Ducks once set out on tour. Father duck wrote the following poem about their adventures. When asked about Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhyme Rub-a-dub-dub being a rip off of this poem, Father Duck simply replied “I can’t blame her for changing the words. After all, I would rather be with three men in a tub than with three Tone Deaf Ducks on a bus.”
Three Ducks on a Bus
By Father Duck
Gus-a-fuss-fuss,
Three ducks on a bus;
And who do you think they be?
Marty, and Jose,
And Bob are on their way;
Tone Deaf Ducks all three!
Gus-a-fuss-fuss,
Three ducks on a bus;
Where are they on their way to?
They’re going on tour.
Why? I’m not sure.
They sing like the stink of a shoe.
Tone Deaf Ducks Tour
No silly rhymes in response this week, just that i LOVE that camper and I must have one!!
Oh, and a question.
Was there ever a court case to decide who should retain sole rights of the stolen verses?
Witterful as always – combination of witty and wonderful, trying it out
Does Father Duck have a book published? I think it would make a fantastic silly nursery rhyme book for little ones – my little man thought his rhyme was funny and he is a book fanatic. I’d buy it! (And I read back to the other ones – the spork one is hilarious! Illustrations are fantastic too! Make a book! Make a book!)