By Jeffrey Duckworth

Applesauce The Wonderchimp,
Can not even fly.
Not a single burst of speed has he,
Nor X-ray super eye.

 As mighty as a Wildebeest?
Not close to that is he.
And goodness knows the breath he blows
Would hardly sway a bee. 

And if he were to leap
As high as he could jump.
He couldn’t clear a single tree
Even if it were a stump.