This week’s installment of Father Duck’s Nursery Rhymes presents to you Little Miss Mumpus. Mother Goose of course stole her Little Miss Muffet poem from Father Duck’s original. As you will see, this version is far superior.
Little Miss Mumpus
by Father Duck
Little Miss Mumpus
Sat on her rumpus
Eating beans all the day.
Along came a spider
To sit down beside her
But instead was blasted away.






