Mr. Muffins

For my normal Just for Fun Friday readers, I apologize. In light of all the silliness of this blog, I felt a more serious poem was in order. I give you “A Poem of Love (To My Stinky Poo Mud-Pie).”

 This is Mr. Muffins and I helped him compose “A Poem of Love.” It was originally written on a red heart, as you see him holding, and given to his dearest Stinky Poo Mud-Pie. She was impressed with his poetry and immediately fell in love. They were soon married.  This poem is not recommended for human love interests. As an experiment, I wrote it in an anniversary card and gave it to my wife. That was dumb of me. Now I know. Apparently what monsters find romantic, human women find infuriating. I do not recommend sharing this with your wife unless she is covered in fur, has horns and sleeps under a bed. 

A Poem of Love

(To My Stinky Poo Mud-Pie)

By: Mr. Muffins with assistance from Mr. Duckworth

From afar I’ve admired and watched you for long.
In my heart I now hear the most ghastly of song.
Your face is so ugly, like the Man they call Booger.
But Booger Man is boogery, you are pure sugar.

Your eyes are the greenest, as green as can be.
The green shade one turns when sick out at sea.
Your voice, oh how perfect! A racket to hear.
Like a laughing hyena who belches root beer. 

I love how you smell; dirty socks in a pair.
There never has been a foul odor so fair.
But unlike dirty socks that split up in two.
Not a thing in this world could split me from you. 

If you promise me love, I promise my all.
Together we’ll be happier than Sasquatch is tall.
In me you can trust, so please do not worry.
Together we’ll be happier than Sasquatch is furry.

If you knew I existed I’m sure you’d agree
Of the ugliest uglies, your choice would be me.
For in this land there’s no monster so true.
Believe when I say “you’re my nightmare come true.”