By Jeff Duckworth
Todd the pig had brains of slop,
He wasn’t very bright.
So to school he had to go,
To learn to read and write.
He didn’t learn a single thing,
He chose a different route.
He chased the girls who wore pigtails,
And so they kicked him out.
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A Pig Named Sue
by Jeff Duckworth
Do you know Sue? She thinks she can fly.
She thinks she’s a fairy. I do not know why.
She knows of the ground, but not of the sky.
She knows of low down, but not of up high.
Sue made some wings, she made them of wood.
Held together with tape, they weren’t very good.
Then she flew far, as far as she could.
But found herself standing right where she had stood.
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