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Failed Superheros: Pigeoninja and His Sidekick Wonder Wiener

May 25th, 2009 | Author: admin

Pigeonija and Wonder Wiener

Slated to be “the next best thing,” Pigeoninja and His Sidekick Wonder Wiener sadly bombed in the public testing stage and never saw the light of day. Here is the back story of the two faithful heroes:

Pigeoninja was an ordinary pigeon until one day he was fed radioactive bread crumbs. The next morning he awoke and had an upset stomach. He felt better after pooping on a statue. On a completely unrelated note, he learned ninja skills from watching Karate Kid. Now if threatened, he will gladly show you “peck the ground.”

Wonder Wiener was a normal Wiener…that is until he changed his name to Wonder. Now he is Wonder Wiener and he wears a costume that makes him even more Wonderous. Wonder Wiener has the power to wear a costume and be a Wiener with the first name Wonder.

Category: Humor | Tags: Failed Superhero, Pigeon Illustration, Pigeoninja, Silliness, Wonder Wiener | 4 Comments

Just for Fun Friday: A Poem of Love

March 06th, 2009 | Author: admin

With all the silly happenings lately with this blog, I thought this would be a great time to share a more serious side of myself. So without further adieu, I give you A Poem of Lo…hey! Who let that pig in here? What are you doing pig? Hey, You can’t do that. OUCH, you just did that! Wait. HELP! HELLLLLLP……

Hi. Mr. Pigworth here. Todd Pigworth. I must informed you that Mr. Duckworth won’t be able to shared his lovely poem. He is hog tied at the moment. So in his absence, I presented to you a favorite poem of Todd. It is about me, Todd. Without further doo-doo, I give you….A Poem of Todd.

A Poem of Todd

By Todd Pigworth: “I writed it myself”

: Self portrait I drawed myself.

Hello there,
My name is Todd.
I admit
I’m very odd.
I fish for soup
Instead of cod.
I trim my clothes
I dress in sod.
And my sod
Is very mod.
I wear it here
Upon my bod.
I spit out peas
And eat the pod.
For hair I have
A dowsing rod.
So am I odd?
Yes, you can nod.
I know I am,
My name is Todd.